Touch IT

How often do you "get off"? Masturbating is a natural urge that we all experience. Now, as I stated in my previous post, my first sexual experience (porn watching) was during my very, very informative years. What better way to know what gets your motor running than to crank that bitch up yourself?

I know what turns me on and what turns me off, and I know that based on my solo sex-capades. The first time occurred in the bathroom...water pressure can really take you where you wanna go ... trust me. I have no clue what made me think to do it, I don't recall seeing it in any of the porn I watched (at that time). But there I was ... spread eagle in the tub, and it...felt...amazing.

It was less amazing when I looked up and saw my mother standing there, absolutely livid. Of course I got in trouble, but that didn't stop what I was feeling, nor did it stop me from masturbating. If nothing else, I wanted to explore my body even more.

Clitoral stimulation was the way to go for me. Insertion of any kind wasn't my thing for a while, it took time for me to find the right person to change my opinion on it.

I still prefer clitoral stimulation to this day. I've wondered though, how much is too much?

I don't know if you've ever watched SONS OF ANARCHY (what the fuck are you doing with your life if you haven't) but there was a character on there that would masturbate uncontrollably. His compulsive masturbation was in response to his frazzled nerves and most of the time he wouldn't even notice he was doing it (spoiler alert...some of his fingers are forcibly removed to prevent him from being able to choke the chicken).

I use masturbation for a variety of reasons. If I can't sleep, if I'm having trouble concentrating on something, and if it's the week before that time of the month my masturbating goes into overdrive. (For safety and sanitary reasons, you should limit where you masturbate and not forcibly have others witness you getting off...i.e. avoid whacking off in the mall food court...c'mon people...just don't.)

Friends have laughed at me for burning out my bullets on a regular basis. I have no clue what I'm doing to them, but I burn them out on a regular basis. Personally I think it's due to them being cheap and a lot less to do with how frequently I used them (I'm sure it's me...lol).

I need high vibrations to get me where I need to go now. Before I discovered B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriends) I used my fingers. High five to whoever created B.O.B., heaven sent...deserves a lifetime supply of chocolate.

Masturbation is a stress reliever for me, and at times I'm more stressed than other times. I keep my battery supply fully stocked, otherwise I have no guilt about stealing them from the remote controls.

I also use masturbation as a foreplay tool, however I think that dips into voyeurism, which I'll cover a little later. There's nothing like watching someone turning themselves on and then if you're lucky they'll invite you to join.